Calgon Cruise

Kim A McKee/Ken Willson©


Momma’s had a really bad day
Now I’m going to go away
I’m going to my linoleum shore
Layin’ low in my porcelain bay

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And the fishes on the wall
Are not ceramic
No, no, not at all
They swim around the room
And slide down the chromium waterfall
Takin’ the Calgon cruise
Soakin’ away these blues
I’m going to the tropical islands
Don’t interrupt the tides coming in now

Time to escape, I’m thinking of palm trees
The bathroom fan blows a warm breeze
I close my eyes and I’m almost there now
Don’t mess with me, I’m lettin’ my hair down

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Here I am in my oasis
I love to get away from those faces
Please don’t knock I’ll say no more
I’ll send you a postcard under the door

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Don’t interrupt, cause I haven’t got the time now
Don’t interrupt, unless you’re bringing me the lime now